Prodigy

Mood :

 

Twerk with me people!

What’s up? So yesterday, I mentioned the discovery of  new talent yeah? Well, today, I’m going to reveal it.

I’m an artist. And a very good one indeed. Forget Picasso, Da Vinci and those other dead guys; my talent surpasses theirs and my skills are growing exponentially. I mean, for God’s sake, I’ve made two great masterpieces. No jokes, some art lovers are going to be looking for me to buy them soon.

I’m a nice guy, so I’ll gladly share them with you guys. What does it profit a man to lit a candle and place it inside his toilet bowl? Why shall an artist create greatness on a pastel and hide it inside his wallet?

Before I share these works of magic with you, I need you to understand why I woke up twerking. I feel a good day looming. I’m a year older today (Lowkks) but it’s not that.  I’ve probably jinxed it by talking about it but hey, ‘All In or Nothing’ right.

Anyway, here you go. I honestly didn’t have to make this post but I’m too excited not to

 

 

If you can’t see the greatness in these, pour hot oil in your eyes and sleep