Diseases, Pa James and B14

Supreme Overlord Az-Rah-Uuh (the ‘Rah’ is silent) of the ‘See-to-it-that Depression-is Everlasting ‘ Clan, SDC for short (forced the E to be C but hey), is easily the greatest leader the brotherhood has ever had. Since the beginning of his term slightly over a year ago, the great Overlord has never for once failed in causing pain, infusing anger and imposing an aura of pain and frustration upon the inhabitants, although temporary, of a mini-city known as Hebron.

On this episode of ‘Overlord Az-Rah-Uuh’, the protagonist, who somehow happens to be the antagonist blah blah blah……

Can we all agree that I was going into a boring and really-depressingly wack story?

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Smh, Africa though; we’re getting there.
My mind is all over the place. You know when you know you have a lot to do and you’re so frustrated you just sit or lay down and do not one of the many slightly important things you have to do? It’s a not-so-good thing.

What to say, what to say? I have nothing in particular so I’ll just say something about a random topic off my head.

Ebola.

Lol. I find it funny in a way. Why? Cos Nigerians believe almost anything anybody says about it. Forget the jokes about bathing with salt water, or the false truth about contacting the thing by random stuff like shaking an infected patient or touching one. I know for a fact that it’s a fluid, inside the body kind of thing. I don’t know how to explain that; Google exists for a reason.

So what do I have to say about Ebola? To me, it’s a very hilarious something, sort of; not that I want to contact it or anything though.

Have you ever imagined what would happen if by mistake you had the thing? I know some of you, especially the highly spiritual are thinking, ‘naah, negative confessions’ or ‘angels are listening’. If you’re not comfortable with picturing this scenario, you see that ‘x’ beside this tab? Click on it, drop your laptop, tab or phone, locate the nearest knife, and stab your upper lip.

So yeah, what would you do if for some reason you contacted the virus? As far as I’m concerned, an infected somebody has exactly 7 days to live. Forget what the experts told you about how long it takes the thing to kill. Life is much easier if you assume that thing to be 7 days. Meaning, if you contacted it tonight, start planning with next Tuesday in mind.

If for some reason I had that thing, I won’t even waste time, it’s an easy thing. The only thing I’d do is visit all my enemies, stick a finger in my mouth and rub the saliva on their lips. Creative right ? 🙂

That’s all I have to say about the disease. What would you do?

Lemme sign out by telling you guys about this Papa Ajasco episode I really enjoyed.

If you ever watched it, surely you remember Pa James. Well on this episode, robbers decided to visit our beloved Pa James. We all know Pa James wasn’t the brightest and obviously didn’t have a ‘deep pocket’. These robbers were wise and well informed. Instead of a good ‘ol pistol that they can use to intimidate Baba, they came with a syringe –

Boss Robber : Give us all your money, or else

Pa James: Or else what?

Boss Robber: Or else we will inject you with this blood that is laced with AIDS..

 

I need not tell you what the Great Pa James opted for. Have a nice weekend

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