Technology, Pounded Yam and Bollocks

Nicki Minaj wants to kill iTunes sha. Not why I’m here though.

I felt like crêpe cos I forgot my ATM card at home so I  went into Spur to ‘vex-eat’ with the crew but they didn’t have pancakes, Uggh. While enjoying a can of banta with my sister and cousin… PAUSE

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I deserve the applause; two bad ass puns in one line… As I was saying, while we discussed, my cousin mentioned one of our other cousins that was scared of white people. Funny right? The girl literally hides or runs when she sees white people.

Chai, diarisgodo.

On the way to have a good day with my sister and cousin, I saw a signboard that reached deep into me and played games with my stomach; instant diarrhea. Yep, ‘crew’ in this refers to my sister and cousin.

We all agree that it’s a good thing. Still, different people have different views about technology. Some really appreciate it because it helps to eliminate boredom and idleness; some hate it, each man his own reason different from the other. Many parents hate some of the stuff technology has to offer; from game systems to the internet (I know someone whose parents caught him watching porn 😦 ). I know a woman that hates the fact that Play-Stations exist. Can’t blame her, all her sons do is stay in front of the TV all day and play FIFA and COD. Some people don’t like the fact that technology sorta devalues books, paperbacks I mean. E-books don’t have the same feel as a good ‘ol paperback.

You see, me, I prefer not to think like every other person so I’m somewhere in between. As I was saying; everyone knows how disgusting Lagos traffic can be at times. It’s like the whole world decides to be on the road sometimes, and by ‘whole world’. I mean Whole World. So while Lagos traffic was doing really good at frustrating me, man occupied himself by looking around for something random when allofasudden, my eyes fell on this signboard that read ‘BUY A POUNDED YAM MACHINE TODAY

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What the actual font??? It can’t be true. Re-read it and yep, that’s exactly what it read. I haven’t been that angry since I saw Bangs ‘Take you to da Movies’ video.

If there’s a reason to hate technology, this is the perfect one. A machine that pounds yam?? Naah, that’s gross injustice and disrespect. It’s not right. We complain about Child Abuse so why isn’t anybody complaining about this Pounded Yam abuse. If i catch whoever invented that thing ehhn….

Oh well, what can I do?

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So yeah, that’s all I have for you today. I know, it’s a relatively short post but hey, not everytime over 1k words uno.

Many people have asked why I drop stuff randomly…………Only Jehovah knows 😀

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