DAMOLA IS A BASTARD

What's popping people? Popcorn shey?! Lol don't judge me. So i woke up this morning and the weather was AWESOME. Dunno why, but it found myself actually leaving my bed and preparing for my 8am class. I ended up not going though but I left much later. I'm regretting leaving that bed. Anyway, I'm partly … Continue reading DAMOLA IS A BASTARD

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The Sly Shall Be Slyed

LSHIMJDM means 'Laughing So Hard I Might Just Shit Myself'. Anyway, the funniest, most heart-breaking, most evil, most unfair news just got to me. Without further ado, the time to begin this story is now. So one of my closest friends, practically a brother to me, from waaaaaaaay back, is about to kill himself. We've … Continue reading The Sly Shall Be Slyed

Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic??

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The Sick Bastard™

The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpoolchemistry final exam.The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

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The Story of Mohammed (The suicide bomber) and The 6yr Old Virgin

The Sick Bastard™

Today, I found out that, thanks to a rare bone disease, my 6 year old daughter has only four weeks to live. I decided to read the paper to take my mind off it and discovered a suicide bomber in Baghdad has killed 30 people in a market place.

I cast aside the paper and walk to my daughter’s bedroom. I stand in the doorway, watching her sleep, thinking how cruel this world can be. Barely 6 years old and soon to be in heaven. My mind was cast back to the suicide bomber, on his way there and eager to meet the virgins that wait for him. I gently closed the bedroom door, took out my cock and moved towards my innocent child.

Fuck you, Mohammed. This is one virgin you won’t be getting your hands on.

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