I Have Made A Terrible Mistake

Useful Information About Nothing

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Y’ALL REALLY REALLY NEED TO READ THIS! THIS INFORMATION IS USEFUL.

Hello ladies and gentlemen alike. It is with a somber heart I write today’s blog post. By the time you start reading this, some of y’all are gonna be like the women, but you’ll end up like the guy at the end. Trust me

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But yeah. I actually read a blog post a while back when someone warned against doing this, and I thought it was all jokes. Until I actually did it. God I’m an idiot.

So last week, after looking at my mirror and seeing all this

 gorilla

I decided it was time to shave.

During the usual shave of the normal places to shave, I began to ponder. Wouldn’t it be a great thing if I shaved off my ass hair? I mean, I don’t really see what it’s useful for. I feel weird…

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